A Half-Naked Kim Zolciak? Worst Possible Spokesperson for Marriage Ever

Kim Zolciak is going topless. No, not in an adult magazine, although the stay-at-home mom of two has said she would gladly take it all off for Playboy.

Rather, in one of the all-time greatest examples of reality-tv situational irony, the same woman who will exhibit complete disregard for the institution of marriage on Thursday's episode of Real Housewives of Atlanta, is going topless to advocate for ...... Marriage.

That's right. We knew Kim Zolciak was not exactly a spokesperson for the sanctity of marriage in Season 1, long before NeNe Leakes famously told her in the season finale: "Close your legs to married men!! Close your legs to married men!!."

But Zolciak takes it one step further in this week's episode where she proudly states "I'm not ashamed at all about dating a married man." (of course, defying all logic, she later states she wants a wedding ring from Big Poppa ??).

Which makes you wonder. Why would a woman show exhibits a complete disregard for the institution of marriage want to go topless to advocate for marriage equality in California? Well, I take that back, we all know why Zolciak would want to go topless (to coincide with her release of 'Tardy for the Party' on Itunes this week), but Marriage? Really? Kim Zolciak? Marriage?

Kim Zolciak's disrespect of the institution of Marriage is rapidly turning into disrespect for the gays and lesbians working so hard to achieve marriage equality in the United States. Even Britney and K-Fed would have been a better choice of spokesperson.