A Half-Naked Kim Zolciak? Worst Possible Spokesperson for Marriage Ever

Kim Zolciak is going topless. No, not in an adult magazine, although the stay-at-home mom of two has said she would gladly take it all off for Playboy.

Rather, in one of the all-time greatest examples of reality-tv situational irony, the same woman who will exhibit complete disregard for the institution of marriage on Thursday's episode of Real Housewives of Atlanta, is going topless to advocate for ...... Marriage.

That's right. We knew Kim Zolciak was not exactly a spokesperson for the sanctity of marriage in Season 1, long before NeNe Leakes famously told her in the season finale: "Close your legs to married men!! Close your legs to married men!!."

But Zolciak takes it one step further in this week's episode where she proudly states "I'm not ashamed at all about dating a married man." (of course, defying all logic, she later states she wants a wedding ring from Big Poppa ??).

Which makes you wonder. Why would a woman show exhibits a complete disregard for the institution of marriage want to go topless to advocate for marriage equality in California? Well, I take that back, we all know why Zolciak would want to go topless (to coincide with her release of 'Tardy for the Party' on Itunes this week), but Marriage? Really? Kim Zolciak? Marriage?

Kim Zolciak's disrespect of the institution of Marriage is rapidly turning into disrespect for the gays and lesbians working so hard to achieve marriage equality in the United States. Even Britney and K-Fed would have been a better choice of spokesperson.

She by Sheree 2010 Spring Collection Includes Knock-Off of Dress Worn in Season One of Real Housewives of Atlanta

Ok I admit that with all the hype and drama I was curious to see the infamous She by Sheree Spring 2010 Collection. Of course nobody expects Sheree to be a fashion designer, but what I did not expect to see was Sheree knocking off her own wardrobe.

In the picture on the left you see the designer dress Sheree Whitfield wore during the filming of Season 1 of Real Housewives of Atlanta; and on the right you see a dress that Sheree "designed" for her collection. The color is the same. The side draping and center pleat? The same. The fabric is the same. The draping is the same. There are only two minor differences, which are the spaghetti strap and the hemline.

And the rest of the collection? Well you can judge for yourself.

Real Housewives, Real Eviction Notices. Is Kim Next?

The Bravo Real Housewives franchise is based on showing the lifestyles of rich & fabulous women, but when it comes to the Real Housewives of Atlanta, these girls are faux-money or just plain no money. And now that "housewife" Kim Zolciak is no longer "entertaining" the married man who was financing her lifestyle, she may be the next one to get an eviction notice.

It all started with Housewife NeNe Leakes. She and her husband were evicted from the Duluth home her husband in September 2008. Husband Greg Leakes owed $6,240 in back taxes.

Next came housewife Sheree Whitfield got her eviction notice in December 2008. Her ex-husband Bob Whitfield had apparently not been making mortgage payments on her Sandy Spring residence, and Sheree, who could normally win awards for her level of self-involvement, was not paying attention to her own finances.

Now Lisa Wu Hartwell, who already had to file for bankruptcy in 2007, has been forced to sell her home after she and her husband defaulted on their loan, TMZ Reports. Hartwell, however, is better off than Sheree and NeNe. She and her husband have a second home they actually OWN they were able to move into.

Forget Prada. Forget Dolce & Gabbana. These women can't even pay their mortgages.

Will Housewive Kim Zolciak be the next evicted housewive? Maybe. Maybe Not. You might think her over-the-top spending sprees, like spending $3,000 on clothes for her daughter, will quickly put this single mom in the poorhouse. But rumor is that Kim's spending sprees are strictly for the camera. Most of the merchandise get's returned the next day. (If there's anything more pathetic than spending $3,000 on kiddie clothes in one hour, it's PRETENDING to spend $3,000 on kiddie clothes in one hour to impress your TV audience).

And of course, Kim Zolciak has been very clear that she's ready, willing, and able to poise for playboy for the right price, so maybe that can make up for the cash she's not longer getting from 'Big Poppa'.